Alabama Ammo Shortage Mystifies Authorities
2008 August 26
Tuesday, August 26, 2007
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama
According to recent reports, local department stores are rapidly selling out of ammunition. Birmingaham sporting-good stores began reporting the sales phenomenon late last week. Authorities profess uncertainty as to the cause of this unusual trend.
The reason is no mystery, however, to long-time Jefferson county resident Bill Dawson. “Them Commies may have invaded Georgia, but I’ll be dad-blamed if they get Alabama too!”
I think that those southerners read Gordon’s post and realized that they were out of ammo
They haven’t taken over all of Georgia, just Atlanta.
if you see a hurricane, check your food supply. if you see obama, check your ammo supply.
I had to laugh when I read this. But, partly to keep from crying. During the invasion, a news update came across the radio. One of my younger (@21) employees really thought that Russia had invaded American soil. He was asking why Georgia, why wouldn’t they go into Alaska first? We made sure he was set straight, but did have a little fun with it first.