Why do I do things I know I will regret?
*Why do I go in convenience stores? I know I will come out smelling like I have been deep-fried in tobacco smoke.
*Why do I watch Keith Olbermann? Reagan was a “lousy” president? Nice. Glad to see civility is on the rise. And besides, we’re not supposed to quote dead people?
*Why do I think I can go in Wal-Mart to buy two items? Can’t be done.
*Why do I eat that third Oreo? Well . . . ok. Forget that one.
So, what do you do that you question later?